hahahaha..my own computer in my shared room

now..i have my own computer in my RO room..shared room with rahimi..someone ask me what is RO??

what is it RO?is it Reverse Osmosis water like as being sold 20 cent at shop..hhahahaha..i just laugh n said no..RO is stand for Research Officer who selected by lecturer to help them doing their research..

huhu..but actually my lecturer Dr Rahim  will buy us a new faster PC..but until when need us to wait???i don’t know..

Alhamdulillah..

Alhamdulillah..last month was the most bad month of my life….

1- My webhosting got down for a whole month..until this week my webhosting are coming up back BUT i had transfer it to a new web server… ahahaha..also the cheapest price i will give to my customers…HAHAHAHHAHa… to know more go to http://www.jomhosting.net 

2- My brother’s wedding day..huhu..i’m soo exhausted..just god know how my feeling about that..i just can said I’M TIRED!!!!huhhuuhu..but i’m also glad to get a new sister-in-law KAK SU

3- Technician emotional week i can say because a number of technicians that i need to meet was soo angry just because i do a simple and silly mistake…they think i got degree and i know everything!!nice one laa..

4- Waiting for gaji..lastly 27th feb i got my first salary as RO..hahhaahha 🙂

5- Money..money..money..why money that i get is always not enough to me?

ALLAH THE ALMIGHTY..please help me and the muslim…

CJ7 or DuniaBaruTheMovie

hohohoohoho..this is complex situation when you need to choose either one..huhuhuhu..either to see CJ7 or DBTM???huhuhu..

when money is this big constraint to me, this situation become worst…huhuuhuh

help me..to make a decision, will show to me some pictures about this two movies..

Official website for :

CJ7 – http://www.cj7movie.com

Duniabaruthemovie – http://duniabaruthemovie.com

pictures for DBTM –

New download added..check this out

 From download section, to get all this for free, go to download section. This is lists which being updated today..

go and get it for free…

3. Video & Audio

• Ust Shamsuri Hj Ahmad – Suami baik Isteri baik – to download click here
• Meet uncle hussein – keja la la lah – to download click here
• Dafi – bila terasa rindu – to download click here
• Elyana – Kalis Rindu – to download click here
• Hujan – Pagi yang gelap – to download click here
• Izwan – Indah Lelapku – to download click here
• Natasha Bedingfield Feat. Sean Kingston – Love Like This – to download click here
• Rihanna ft. Neyo – hate thet i love you – to download click here
• Estranged – Itu Kamu 2007 Juara AJL 2007 – to download click here
• Arsenal Hott stuffs – to download click here

5. Games

• Gutterballs 2 – to download click here
• Dynomite Deluxe – to download click here
• Bounce out – to download click here

Last updated: 8 feb 2008 | 4.52pm

Lelaki ensem vs lelaki tak ensem

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler…

kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam

Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus…

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat

Perempuan akan kata: nobody’s perfect

kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat

perempuan akan cakap: memang…. muka pun macam pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu

perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!

kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu

Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia…

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat…

kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik

perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..

kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih

perempuan akan kata:…(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya

meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)…

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus…penuh kasih sayang

kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang

perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi…

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: matching… hebat luar dalam

kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW

perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?…

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar

kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar

perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?…

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen

kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan

perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu….

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on

kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati

perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?

Pohon Semalu…

Pada suatu hari, Rasulullah s.a.w berjalan-jalan bersama puteri baginda, Saidatina Fatimah r.a.Setibanya mereka berdua di bawah sebatang pohon tamar, Fatimah terpijak pohon semalu, kakinya berdarah lalu mengadu kesakitan.

Fatimah mengatakan kepada bapanya apalah gunanya pohon semalu itu berada di situ dengan nada yang sedikit marah. Rasulullah dengan tenang berkata kepada puteri kesayangannya itu bahawasanya pohon semalu itu amat berkait rapat dengan wanita. Fatimah terkejut. Rasulullah menyambung kata-katanya lagi. Para wanita hendaklah mengambil pengajaran daripada pohon semalu ini dari 4 aspek.

1) Pertama:

Pohon semalu akan kuncup apabila disentuh. Ini boleh diibaratkan bahawa wanita perlu mempunyai perasaan malu (pada tempatnya).

2) Kedua:

Semalu mempunyai duri yang tajam untuk mempertahankan dirinya. Oleh itu, wanita perlu tahu mempertahankan diri dan maruah sebagai seorang wanita muslim.

3) Ketiga:

Semalu juga mempunyai akar tunjang yang sangat kuat dan mencengkam bumi. Ini bermakna wanita solehah hendaklah mempunyai keterikatan yang sangat kuat dengan Allah Rabbul Alamin.

4) Dan akhir sekali:

Semalu akan kuncup dengan sendirinya apabila senja menjelang. Oleh itu, para wanita sekalian, kembalilah ke rumahmu apabila waktu semakin senja.

Ambillah pengajaran dari semalu walau pun ia hanya sepohon tumbuhan yang kecil.

Wallahu Taa’la A’lam

Boss di pagi hari..

Alkisah ada seorang lelaki yang berusia lewat 50an dan bekerja sebagai CEO disebuah syarikat yang besar di KL.

Pada suatu hari tu… Boss ni memanggil la dia punya seketeri masuk ke ofisnya… seperti biasa seketerinya pun masuk la…
Tolong buatkan saya surat untuk kita punya client…

Si Boss ni pun mula la cakap dia punya mukadimahnya… biasa la Boss…malas nak tulis… cakap punya cakap… Boss ni pun pusing-pusing meja sambil tangan masuk dalam poket seluar… 10 minit kemudian acara mengarang ayat pun habis… si seketeri pun mula bersuara…

Seketeri : Boss… pagi tadi kan … masa saya nak datang ke Ofis… saya nampak pintu garage boss terbuka…

Boss : (Dalam keadaan kelam kabut) ye ke… tak apa, nanti saya call rumah…terima kasih…

Si seketeri pun blah balik ke meja dia… dan si Boss pun call rumah dia tanya wife dia…

Boss : Yang… tolong tengokkan garage rumah kita… pintu dia terbuka la…

Bini : Tak la bang… baru tadi saya tengok… mana ada terbuka…

Boss : Iye… terbuka… cuba pergi tengok semula.
Bini : Tidakkkkk, tertutup… saya tahu la bang…
Boss : Pergi la tengok… kalau tak terbuka macam mana orang boleh nampak?????

Bini : Okay la… okay la..

Setelah setengah jam kemudian… masa Boss ni tengah relek-relek… baru dia perasan yang zip seluar dia terbuka… (dah memang perangai dia tak suka pakai underware… ) maka nampaklah… mengelabahlah si Boss ni memikirkan mana macam nak cover malu kat seketeri dia tu…dan petang yang sama juga…

Boss : Errr… tadi pagi masa you nampak garage I terbuka… ada tak you nampak BMW kat dalam tu?

Seketeri : Tak… yang I nampak cuma ada Mini Cooper; dengan dua tayar depannya pancit

woakakaakakakaakakakkak…..

Moral: Jangan berlagak… dan pastikan sentiasa berunderware…..

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Sudah beberapa kali saya mendapat pertanyaan tentang bagaimana cara yang mudah dan cepat untuk belajar PHP. Kali ini akan saya posting disini, mudah-mudahan bermanfaat untuk lebih ramai orang.

1. Install PHP & MySQL.

   Jika Anda menggunakan Windows, Anda boleh download FoxServ. Jika Anda menggunakan Linux, silakan install Apache, PHP, MySQL; misalnya dengan merujuk kesini.

2. Pelajari tutorial-tutorial berikut ini (sesuai urutan):
   1. Memulai belajar PHP
   2. Membuat form sederhana
   3. Membuat form yang terdiri dari beberapa halaman
3. Agar boleh mengakses MySQL dari PHP, silakan membaca tutorial yang bagus ini: Webmonkey.com: cara memanfaatkan MySQL dari PHP
4. Kalau sudah memahami semuanya, lanjutkan ke 2 topik berikut ini – tidak wajib, tapi berguna/menarik untuk diketahui :
   • Memasukan Kemudahan
     
   • Manipulasi gambar dengan PHP
5. Tahniah ! Anda kini sudah cukup menguasai PHP – ini saat yang tepat untuk mulai mengakrabkan diri dengan cara-cara untuk menggunakan PHP

Beberapa informasi tambahan:

• Laman belajar perintah SQL
• Pangsit.CMS : Contoh penggunaan PHP & MySQL untuk membuat laman dinamik.

  (referensi)

Semoga bermanfaat.